Friday, February 17, 2012

The New Republican Prayer

The New Republican Prayer 
by Mike Feder, listen to him on SiriusXM Left 127 Saturdays 5 to 8 PM ET!

Ayn Rand is my shepherd; I shall not lose.
She maketh me to lie down in gated communities; She leadeth me beside the golf-course condos.
She restoreth my tax loopholes; She leadeth me in the paths of selfishness for her name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Democracy,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me; thy PAC and thy Lobbyists, they comfort me.
Thou preparest a 35,000-dollar-a-plate dinner before me in the presence of socialists: thou anointest my head with stock options; my off-shore accounts runneth over.
Surely power and profit shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Koch brothers for ever.

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