Al Franken's Requiem for Florida 2000 (With a Side Note on How Ann Coulter Remains a Cunt) by Rude Pundit, again, this guy is fucking BRILLIANT!!!
DNA DATABASE IS "BREACH OF RIGHTS"
NO SHIT!
MAN ATTACKS SPEED CAMERA WITH PICK AX
BREAKIN' THE LAW, BREAKIN' THE LAW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPINESS IS CONTAGIOUS
Now smile, motherfucker!!!
DE-ICER SHORTAGE THREATENS FLIGHTS
Can you say AIR FLORIDA FLIGHT 90?!?!?!?!?!!??
PROPOSED FEE ON SMELLY COWS, HOGS ANGERS FARMERS
I got a fee for you, RIGHT HERE! God what assholes! COWS AND HOGS ARE SUPPOSED TO STINK! GET THE FUCK OVER IT!!! If ya don't like it, MOVE BACK TO THE CITY!
CALIFORNIA MAY PAY WITH IOUs FOR SECOND TIME SINCE GREAT DEPRESSION
Anybody STILL wanna try that "Republicans Are The Party Of Fiscal Responsibility" meme load of bullshit?!?!?!
EMPLOYERS CUT 533,000 JOBS, MOST SINCE 1974...6.7% UNEMPLOYMENT
And when you factor in UNDER-employment and people who've said FUCK IT & given up on trying to find a job, try 25%!!!!!!!!
OJ SIMPSON GETS AT LEAST 9 YEARS IN JAIL
Some say "Justice Delayed Is Justice Denied" well I say BETTER LATE THAN NEVER! Rest in PEACE Ron & Nicole...finally...
FIRST GEORGIA COMMUNITY BANK SHUT...23RD THIS YEAR
BOOMING ECONOMY OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
AFTER A CLOSER LOOK, JOB NUMBERS EVEN WORSE
I REST MY CASE!!!!!!!!!!!!
75 YEARS LATER, AN INDUSTRY TOASTS THE END OF PROHIBITION
BOTTOMS UP BABY!!!!!!!! Now how about MAKING POT LEGAL AGAIN! Yes, I said AGAIN...
MANY CHILDREN LACK STABILITY LONG AFTER KATRINA
Heck of job Brownie...
VIRGIN MARY APPEARS ON BRAIN SCAN
OF COURSE this asshole is from FloriDUH...
INTELLIGENT MEN HAVE BETTER SPERM
And I can prove it! Mine can dance! "HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY..." Too easy, I know...
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