Sunday, March 1, 2009

Articles to brighten your day, NOT!

Mysterious Fireball Splashes to Sea Near Denmark

YAY! My people are here to pick me up and get me the fuck off this goddamn planet!!!!!!!!!

Has Obamanomics Vanquished Reaganomics?

YES! Voodoo eCONomics is DEAD. Case fucking CLOSED.

National Guard Leaving New Orleans

And hopefully Blackwater isn't moving IN.

"War is an instrument entirely inefficient toward redressing wrong; and multiplies, instead of indemnifying, losses." --Thomas Jefferson

"When the people fear the government you have tyranny...when the government fears the people you have liberty." - Thomas Jefferson

Scientist: Americans Are Buttwipes

Especially in RED areas!

Human Ancestors Walked Upright 1.5 Million Years Ago

And amazingly most humans now DON'T! Any wonder WHY
Mark Mothersbaugh named it DEVO?!

Red States Watch Most Porn

Again, we have a HYPOCRISY ALERT!!!

Marine One Blueprints Found on Iranian Server

I smell a set up here...

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