Open letter to Rush Limbaugh

To: ElRushbo@eibnet.com
Subject: RUSH I AM UR BIGGEST FANN

Dear Mr. Limpbaugh,

Hey, got any good drug connections?! It's been drier than fuck just up the street from ya here in Central FL. Just make sure it's not those nasty "street" drugs like Kurt Cobain & Jerry Garcia did, and should have been summarily executed for being the commie hippies they were, since it's my goal to emulate you in every way possible. Speaking of, could you help me pull myself up from my bootstraps here in the "Obama Recession"?! How about ya Western Union me couple million?! Oh no, I don't want a loan, just a grant. No way am I paying it back! Hey, if I had a few mil, maybe I'd consider selling out and stop being a flaming liberal. Whatda say El-Rushy?! Help a fellow (mostly) white American out, huh?!
I hope the subject line didn't get your already blown-out heart all in a pitter-patter, and if it did, well fuck you, PSYCH!

Having your lard-ridden heart explode would be TOO MUCH retribution to dream of for all the damage you and your kind have done to this country, and you god damned well know it, because, unlike stupid brain-dead retards like Hannity and O'LIEly, you fucking know better, prick-boy.

So Porky, how's Operation El Rushbo going?!?!?! Oh yeah that's right, into the shitter right along with everything else in your sorry pathetic life!!! You know, just like how Operation Chaos did! You idiotic moron bitch. And your THREE failed marriages. Ya know, Assmunch, if you'd just come out of the closet, shit like that wouldn't be a problem. Well, actually it would, since you and your unevolved kind have done everything you can to stop gays from having human rights. Hey Dorko, what if you were to fall in love (if that's possible, with your nasty fucked up hate-filled heart) with someone who's black?! Wonder what kind of conflicts THAT would cause to arise in you? At least you could marry the person - well, as long as it was a woman; oh wait, sorry, I forgot, you're not into women.

Speaking of women, I know you're happier than the pig you are in shit that Randi Rhodes has been off the air about a month now. But, I'm sorry to burst your bubble, kinda like when a 6-axle semi downshifts by ya when you go outside to take a nice deep breath of fresh CLEAN air thanks to liberal homo-loving commies who fought for clean air, and you've got your hearing aid cranked up, BUT RANDI IS COMING BACK TO THE AIRWAVES SOON, AHAHAHAHAHAH! WAAAAAAAH! Oh and how did it feel when she was on WJNO for those 10 years they had her on from noon to 3 and SHE KICKED YOUR FAT ASS?! HA HA HA, you got beat by a girl, nanny nanny boo boo! Oh and how's it feel to STILL have your ass handed to you just down the street in the Miami/Ft. Lauderdale market from noon to 2 by Neil Rogers, who IS a real man and has been openly gay & out of the closet since 1976?1?!?!?!? How's it feel to have the shit utterly beat out of you by Thom Hartmann in market after market like LA, Seattle, Portland, and on and on it goes?! Everywhere you have REAL competition and GOOD radio is not kept out by defacto monopolies like the shitpile Cum Channel that whores you out (no offense to sex workers), it's the same: you get your ass kicked, because you are a no talent motherfucking sack of shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So, if you have a good supply of oxys and other ILLEGALLY obtained LEGAL drugs (see dumbass, just cuz they're made by a drug company, does NOT mean it's ok to do them, because you NEED a proper prescription; otherwise, it's NO different than the "street" dope that TALENTED people like Garcia & Cobain did) gather them all up, wash 'em back with a quart of a really stiff drink that's at least 40 proof, and do the world a favor already.