Sunday, March 8, 2009

Articles to brighten your day!

Army Captain Charged with Stealing $690,000

But if you or I were to rip off a 2 dollar candy bar at the local Kwiki Mart, we'd be facing 938 years in jail; I'm sure this guy will just get a fucking slap on the wrist.

Great Depression Cooking Makes Comeback

THANKS BU$Hitler CRIME FAMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obama Will Reverse Stem Cell Restrictions

FINALLY! SOME GOOD NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!


Ok KKKenneth, how about if We The People voted to REVOKE YOUR RIGHT TO LIVE?! Works for me! Fucking sorry sack of shit.


Oh holy shitdildo! She's gonna get excommunicated by the GOPukes for this ABORTION!


Cracker please! Repukelitards DON'T HAVE love lives!!! Shut the fuck up!

You Know Things Are Getting Tough When ...

... you see HEADLINES LIKE THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why Parents Forget Kids in Cars

Simple: Most people who have kids, SHOULDN'T HAVE.

Hunting Instructor Orders Liberals to Leave Class

IF YOU ARE A LIBERAL THROWN OUT OF A HUNTING CLASS BECAUSE YOU ARE A LIBERAL, EMAIL ME AND I WILL FOR FREE TEACH YOU TO HUNT CONSERVATIVES WHAT YOU NEED TO SURVIVE!

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