Saturday, June 27, 2009

Let's get the MJ jokes the fuck over with already!

When Farrah Fawcett died, God granted her 1 wish, so she wished for her kids to be ok. So God then killed Michael Jackson!!!

What do rigor mortis and little boys have in common?!
They're the only things that made Michael Jackson stiff!

To honor Michael Jackson, McD's is featuring a new burger:
50 year old meat between two 5 year old buns!

What was MJ's last big hit?
The floor!

What did MJ & K-Mart have in common?
They both had little boys underwear half off!

Latest news reports that MJ did not die of heart attack. It was confirmed that MJ died of food poisoning since he had just eaten some 8 year old nuts!

What's gonna be done with MJ’s body??
Since he’s 99% plastic, he’s gonna be melted down into Legos so that little boys can play with him for a change!

MJ exemplified what's great about the USA:
Where else could a poor cute black kid grow up from Gary, IN, to be a rich ugly white woman in Hollywood, CA!

Can you imagine how scared his kids were when MJ played "Got your nose" with them?!

What did the male sunbather shout at MJ?
Get out of my son!

What was MJ’s idea of a perfect 10?
Two five year olds!

Why did Michael Jackson first think when he heard of Boys II Men?
He thought it was a home delivery service!

What did MJ and an Xbox have in common?
Both get turned on by kids!

Who was MJ's favorite poet?
Emily Dickinson!

What was the difference between MJ and a grocery bag?
One's white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with; and the other you carry your groceries in!

How can you tell if MJ had a hot date?
There’s a big wheel parked outside his house!

Why did MJ like twenty eight year olds?
Because there were twenty of them!

How did MJ pick his nose?
From a catalog!

What had 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
MJ's slumber party!

Did you know they’re putting out an commemorative stamp?
Fans get to vote for the white or black MJ!

What was white and was often found in a baby’s diaper?
MJ’s hand!

Prince Michael Jackson, Jr. – you know in a few years he’ll probably change his name to:
The Child Formerly Known as Michael Jackson’s Baby!

What's the most tragic thing about MJ's death?!
Having to fucking hear about it for the next goddamn DECADE!

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