Friday, October 26, 2007

From by Kathy

October 25, 2007

Man-or-Monkey toured the fire damaged San Diego area today. Sleeves rolled up, appropriate serious expression on his face, ready for his fly-boy arial tour of the devastation. Looks like his handlers did their job coaching him on how to appear appropriately concerned during a national crisis. I guess they also provided a detailed map, showing that California is, indeed, a part of the United States.

Too bad they couldn't also nab some No Doze for Cheney. Apparently, the bionic VEEP is bored by domestic death and destruction, having devoted so much of his evil energy to the carnage he orchestrated in the Mid East. According to CNN's footage, Cheney was sitting in a tall leather chair, head down, hands folded, eyes closed, gently swaying to and fro. Snoozing while California burned. The VEEP's office said he was meditating. More likely, his natural nocturnal biorhythms prevent his oxygen-deprived brain from functioning during normal waking hours. Vampires are like that, look it up.

In more serious news, the impending US strike against Iran looms larger. Today the US designated Iran's Revolutionary Guard Corps a proliferator of weapons of mass destruction and its elite Qods force a supporter of terrorism. Sound familiar? It's the same rhetoric the Bush Crime Family used to justify it's illegal, bloody invasion of Iraq six years ago. According to Reuters, the useless Secretary of State Condoleeza Valdeez said: "Today, Secretary Paulson and I are announcing several new steps to increase the costs to Iran of its irresponsible behavior. . . . If Iran's rulers choose to continue down a path of confrontation, the United States will act with the international community to resist these threats."

Then she scurried away, entourage in tow, toward the nearest Ferrangmo's store.

We'll discuss these - and all other important news stories - on the program tonight!


No comments: