Wednesday, January 21, 2009

26.6°!

Yes, it's fucking 26.6° degrees (FAHRENHEIT) here (FYI to get the ° degree symbol, hold down ALT & put in 0176) and I have a nice case of insomnia to go right with it!
I will wrap barbwire and punch in the face any dildohead who say "SEE! THAT AM BE PROOF THERE AM BE NO GLOBAL WARMINGS..."
It's called "push down/pop up"...not a new concept. And don't bleedin' make me explain GRAVITY and EVOLUTION too, alright?!
OH CONSERVATIVES, I WANT YOU ALL OUT THERE, TO STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING, OPEN A WINDOW AND SAY THE FOLLOWING:
"I SUPPORT THE ACTUALLY ELECTED PRESIDENT, I SUPPORT THE LIBERAL PROGRESSIVE VALUES OF OPEN-MINDEDNESS CONVINCED BY PEOPLE WHO WERE FREETHINKING DEFACTO SATANISTS THAT BUILT AMERICA, I SUPPORT FREEDOM, EQUALITY & THE PURSUIT OF HAPPINESS FOR ALL PEOPLE OF PLANET EARTH, AND TO UPHOLD THE HEMP THAT THE CONSTITUTION WAS WRITTEN ON! SO HELP ME LORD SATAN, RULER OF THE WORLD!!!"

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