Monday, January 19, 2009

EXTRA! EXTRA! GET YOUR UPLIFTING HEADLINES/ARTICLES FOR THE DAY!!!

UN: ISRAEL KEPT SUPPLIES OUT OF GAZA; ISRAEL: "BULLSHIT"

I thought this was an ONION headline at first!!!!!!

TOWN WANTS TO RECORD DRINKERS IN BARS

Again, so much for PRIVACY!

FUTURE OF ABSTINENCE ONLY FUNDING IS IN LIMBO

Send it STRAIGHT TO HELL already! Abstinence Only FOR THE LAST GODDAMN TIME please write this down or something DOES NOT FUCKING WORK!!!!!!!!!!!! TEENAGERS ARE WIRED FOR SEX, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2008 Eighth Hottest Year on Record

THANKFULLY THERE'S NO GLOBAL WARMING, RIGHT?!?!?!?

Ken Blackwell: Job Creation Hurts GOP

GODDAMN WHAT AN ASSHOLE!!!

Bush's Final Approval Rating: 22 Percent

How the HELL is it even still THAT HIGH?!?!?!!?

Religious public access host can't hang up the phone after being asked if Jesus was gay

HA HA!

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