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Thursday, September 17, 2009
Right Where It Belongs
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vnuMBncsCGg
(I added this link to my review post of the show, just so ya know.)
Easily one of the best songs Trent's done. Why the FUCK didn't it get released as a single?! It would have EASILY been as big as "Hurt". Aw you record company people are RETARDED!
Monday, September 14, 2009
Just a tip, for FREE shit!
If you have the damn awesome luck I have, you'll have enough for 3 CDs!
And that's AFTER you eliminate songs that already are on the live album "AND ALL THAT COULD HAVE BEEN"!!!!!!!!!!!! I shit you not. So, ENJOY!
Oh and for goddamn sakes, PLAY IT LOUD AND PISS OFF YOUR DICKHEAD NEIGHBORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Saturday, September 12, 2009
Line of the day goes to...ME!
9/12: a day when people who don't have health care are fighting to stop health care for them with terrorist tactics.
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Edited to: fixx speling (muchas gracias Sparky!) cuz I am bee is gonna leave shit speling & gramur fuk upz too yew KKKons!
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
And since it's 9/11 tomorrow...
May I live to see the day when the truth is finally revealed WHAT REALLY HAPPENED.
Until then, NO JUSTICE? NO PEACE!
FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE!
Didn't this "Joe Wilson" clown resign already?!
Fight Joe Wilson's "Lies" - Help out Rob Miller
by Jake McIntyre
Wed Sep 09, 2009 at 07:20:35 PM PDT
Up until today, Joe Wilson was just another anonymous Southern Republican troglodyte Congressman, unknown to all but the poor people of South Carolina and the most serious horse race junkies.
Today, he's the hyena who disgraced himself, his party, and the House chamber by screaming "you lie!" like an 8 year-old during the President's eloquent speech on the most critical challenge facing our nation.
There's something we can do to let Joe Wilson know what we think of his childish approach to a serious problem -- we can help out Rob Miller. Rob is an Iraq War vet -- a Marine who came back to South Carolina to try and restore dignity to South Carolina's Second CD, where Joe Wilson was selling out the district by voting for unfair trade deals and corporate giveaways. Despite being a relative unknown, being outspent by a substantial margin, and a general Republican lean to the district, Rob came within just 8 points of knocking Wilson off in 2008. And we're lucky to have him running again.
Rob's a fair trade Democrat who supports the Employee Free Choice Act. He's a breath of fresh air for a state that desperately needs new leadership. And we can help him tonight, as the nation sees what an immature loser his opponent is. Let's chip in to help Rob -- with early financial support, and with the notoriety Wilson has brought on himself, we've got a chance to help send Joe Wilson packing -- and to bring maturity and decency to South Carolina politics.
Race tracker wiki: SC-02
PermalinkOne Man's Hissy Fit Is Another Man's Cash Cow
David Kurtz | September 10, 2009, 9:25AM
Rep. Joe Wilson's 2010 opponent has received more than $100,000 in contributions overnight.
STILL UNanswered 9/11 questions!
Warning after warning after warning, FBI memo after FBI memo, CIA even goes to goddamn DUHbya, GEE, NO ONE HAS A FUCKING CLUE WHAT WAS GOING ON ON THAT DAY?!?!?! Ok, 4 jets hijacked, all turn around, and...it's obvious to even my own shit that 2 of them are on their way to New York, the other 2 on their way to DC. Gee, we had NO IDEA they would hit the World Trade Center towers, cuz NO ONE would figure MANHATTAN, especially the WTC, as a TERRORIST TARGET? Urm, well, they am be is never been targeted BEFORE, right? Ok, AFTER the first 2 planes hit NY, then what?!
Take your time...no rush...
GEE, WHATCHALL THINK IS NEXT? Ya fucking think they am be gonna go hit a coal mine in West Virgina or a hay field in Indiana?! NO GODDAMMIT, DC IS NEXT, SCRAMBLE THE MOTHERFUCKING JETS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And we all know how THAT went down on 9/11, as in, ok, the jets got in the air...5 days later.
WHY THE FUCK DID NOTHING SANE SEEM TO HAPPEN ON SEPTEMBER 11, 2001?!
Asshat read to kids over in Sarasota, and DICKhead hit in his bunker playing with himself while 3,000 people WERE MURDERED BY OUR OWN FUCKING GOVERNMENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Even if it was just LET happen on purpose, not MADE, IT IS STILL MURDER. That ALONE is enough for almost EVERYONE in the BU$Hitler Regime to be IN PRISON right this very second, not even on our way to Afghanistan and Iraq and what ever else in the name of greed and fascism these assholes are STILL not being held responsible for to this very second. SLEEP TIGHT EVERYBODY.
Sunday, September 6, 2009
An email and a reply
Hello,
I just want to tell you I read your blog about hating republicans. I CANT AGREE MORE and I have rarely seen it put as well as you put it. I am going to send it out to all the right wing half wits who keep sending me their sheepish self defeatist republican chain letters whining about how we should fire congress and health care for everyone is a mistake. Fire congress? WHERE HAVE THEY BEEN FOR 8 YEARS? They let a giggling murderer lie his way into office and pretty much destroy the country for 8 years, Obama gets in, and tries to do something constructive for the PEASANTS, and they are suddenly up in arms. They boil my fucking blood. At any rate its a great rant and I commend you for it.
Best regards,
Budvido
My reply (btw I hope the person who sent this doesn't get pissed at me for making their comments to me public, sorry in advance if so! But I just am compelled beyond my WILL to share with you my reply...cuz I'm BORED!)
And I only WISH I had WROTE it! It's originally written by someone with the handle Prophet 451 on DU, and the link to the orig. post is in one of the comments to it on my blog.
Oh, and another great post I highly recommend to you, aw crap, I forgot the name of it! It's by a guy in Cincinnati, titled something like "A Day In The Life Of Joe Republican" aw hell, lemme google and find it fer ya!
http://www.michaelmoore.com/words/latestnews/index.php?id=144
Oh yeah and HEALTH CARE IS A MISTAKE?! Ya mean like say the VA, MEDICARE and MEDICAID?! Also, doesn't the Constitution say EXPLICITLY that the government is to "PROVIDE FOR THE GENERAL WELFARE OF THE PEOPLE" well HOW THE HELL CAN YOU DO THAT WITHOUT HEALTH CARE??? Take yer time KKKons...no rush!
OH! I almost forgot: http://groups.yahoo.com/group/LeftWingRadicals/join I'm the OWNER and if you're so inclined, join in the insanity!
Saturday, September 5, 2009
Line Of The Day #2!
Line of the day by Lizz Winstead!
http://twitter.com/
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! SOLID GOLD!!!!!
And bite me Air America for killing of UNFILTERED! And I could go on and on about that stupid ass batch of morons...
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!
How's your sub farm working out?! Do you farm subs as in submarines or subs as in sandwiches, or just what the fuck?
Now, just exactly WHO is forcing you to read my shit?! You seem compelled beyond your will as if you were hypnotized or something. I think you were conceived with a week sperm and have fetal alcohol syndrome. Oh and how did the lead paint chips taste?
And why aren't you praying to your God for Obama to die or whatever the fuck you idiot shitheads do for kicks?! Did your favorite child porn site get shut down?
I wish I was still in school...
Oh can you fucking believe this shit! Can't you jerkweed sore LOSER Repukes just say the following: "I HATE HAVING A NIGGER PRESIDENT!"???
Or are you too COWARDLY?! Are you only able to drop that N-bomb if you got your white hood on???
But at least we have a MAN President! Gods forbid HILLARY won!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YAWN!
One of the morons who comments on Prophet 451's post has the BRILLIANT handle "Democrats Hate America"! Oh don't fucking bust me up! How long did it take you to pull that bit of genius out of your crusty ass?! Dipshit!
And the trolls who posted retarded shit comments to it, they'd be the same assholes back in Thomas Paine's day who'd have said "OH NO, LET'S STAY BRITISH!!! WHO WROTE THIS VILE ANTI-TORY ANTI-KING GEORGE CRAP SHOULD BE HUNG IN THE NAME OF THE LORD!" Jackasses!
WOW!!!
Whoever linked y'all up here, well I thank them, and, WELCOME TO MY INSANITY!!!!!!!!!
I'm Bill Hicks, and I'm dead now! Actually, I'm Lu Cifer! How goes it?!
Oh and thanks to whoever linked to the original post. What a true masterpiece. Aw, are you repiggys crying to mommy now?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't worry turds, I have ALL sorts of sick dark twisted shit for you stupid bastard KKKons!!! Just you wait!!! You're dealing with RAMBO-LIBERAL, bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tuesday, September 1, 2009
Prophet 451's AWESOME rant!
Dear Republicans,
Fuck you. No, I'm not joking. I'm sick of this bullshit.
I'm sick of the way you've corrupted the public discourse. The way you've made it acceptable to hurl any insult you like at public officials. The way you blame us for the current atmosphere of hatred by accusing us of starting it with hating Bush. Like Bush didn't come on the heels of eight years of your tireless efforts to destroy Clinton by any means necessary, like Bush didn't give us good reason to complain. A couple of posters on a website compared Bush to Hitler and you've used it as free license to compare Obama to Hitler 24/7 and I'm sick of your hypocrisy, where it's acceptable to say shit about Obama that you would have had an apoplectic fit (and did) if anything remotely similar had been said about your guys. Keith Olbermann calls Cheney a fascist when he was actually using fascist tactics and you think that gives you the freedom to call Obama a fascist, socialist, Marxist constantly for no reason at all. Fuck you and your bullshit false equivalency.
I'm sick of the way you've made the populace stupid. Around a fifth of your populace thinks the sun orbits the earth, over half think evolution never happened. Your populace actually believe the media has a liberal bias. Not because it has, you have the most conservative media in the free world, but because you've shouted it so loud and so often that you've brainwashed the public into believing it, like the battered wife who parrots her husband's insults. You've got a whole segment of the populace shouting about socialism and fascism and none of them know what the fucking words mean. You've convinced them that fascism is a left-wing thing. You've got them so turned around that some of them actually believe global warming isn't happening. Fuck you.
I'm sick of the way you try to destroy the whole concept of government. You've tricked the people into believing that government can't do anything right, always being careful to exclude the army because you love your bullets and bombs but you've so destroyed the public's ability to reason that they don't even think of interstate highways, the space program, the national parks program, etc. Government is always great when it's doing what you tell it and inevitably corrupt when it isn't. Fuck you.
I'm sick of your rewriting of history. You've bleated so loud and long that Reagan was a great president, that the New Deal didn't work, that cutting taxes increases revenues, that you actually have the people believing this bullshit. And these are the same people who will go on to become teachers and fill their student's heads with this self-same bullshit. Reagan was a mediocre president at best who had the good fortune to be in power when the USSR collapsed under it's own weight and you bastards have turned him into the Second Coming. You've rewritten history so that everything foul and hateful and wrong can be attributed to a Democrat while everything worthwhile is a Republican's glory. Fuck you.
I'm sick of your dragging the center ever further to the right. How many whackjob fringe ideas have you dragged into the mainstream? The aforementioned idea that tax cuts increase revenues, the Laffer Curve, the idea that Welfare harms the poor, the idea that there's rampant fraud in Welfare, the idea that whatever is good for corporations is good for the country. And you push these ideas through your corporate media and you do it so long and loud that they become part of the accepted political landscape and because it is easier to tell a lie than to debunk one, we never get away from this rancid shit. Fuck you.
I'm sick of your casual criminality. Teddy Kennedy, a man who's boots you were not worthy to lick, was just buried and all I've heard from my rightist friends for days is Chappaquiddick, Chappaquiddick, Chappaquiddick. Your fucking golden boy raped the Constitution, mainly because he wanted to; tortured random people (and waterboarding is torture, fuck you too) essentially because he wanted to; spent like a drunken sailor, essentially because he wanted to; invaded a sovereign nation, essentially for the loot and destroyed people's lives, essentially for the evilulz and you bastards are obsessed with a fucking accident a Democrat had decades ago? You don't go on about Laura Bush killing some guy decades ago. Fuck you.
I'm sick of you praising pure evil. You're letting Dick Cheney be the standard-bearer for Republicanism. Dick Cheney, a man so nakedly evil that even his friends call him "Darth"; a man so callous that Lex Luthor would recoil in terror; a man who probably has dismembered hitchhikers in those man-sized safes and kills plants by his mere proximity. Fuck you.
I'm sick of your attempts to tilt the playing field permanently in your favor. Democrats filibustered a few of Bush's most hateful judicial picks and you pricks started screaming about doing away with the filibuster but now you're in the minority, you're filibustering absolutely everything you can and whining when you don't get the chance. You ignored everything the Democrats had to say when you had power and now that you don't, you scream that everyone must be bipartisan. You don't budge a fucking inch on anything but you insist that everyone must compromise to meet you. That's your idea of politics: Don't move an inch, force the other guy to come to the right to meet you and call the result a "compromise". Fuck you.
I'm sick of your corporatism. You dress it up in false populism but anyone with half a brain can see that you're the brought and paid for subsidiary of big business. You keep pushing tax cuts as the answer for absolutely everything, you keep sabotaging every attempt to control the excesses of big business. You genuinely think the world would be a better place if it was a combination of Bill Gibson's dystopian vision of a corporate dominated world and Ayn Rand's bullshit Objectivism, yet another entry in mankind's endless attempts to find a moral justification for naked greed. You've taken the clinically insane spewings of a woman literally to the right of Hitler (pardon my Godwins) and the 1984-like vision of a dystopian author and convinced yourselves that would be a good place to live. Big business is the enemy of the people, always has been. The ideal for the corporate class is to have a small pool of people rich enough to buy their fucking crap and a much larger pool of people so poor and with so few options that they can be used and abused at the corporation's whim. A corporation's objective is not to look after you, it is to make ever-larger profits by any means necessary. You bastards want to reinstate fucking slavery to the corporate class and you've made the public so fucking stupid that they actually swallow the bullshit you're serving up, they actually want to enslave themselves to the corporations that abuse them at every turn. They actually care more about the corporations right to make obscene profits than they care about their child's right to live on a habitable planet. Fuck you.
Fuck you, you scumridden shitehawks, you make me sick. Just fuck off and die.
Sunday, August 30, 2009
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Maybe you should email them or give them a phone call
and tell them what you think about this brand of racism.... I did both.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Randi Rhodes station list
Newest markets: Astoria OR, Charlottesville VA, East Longmeadow MA, Eugene OR, Greenfield MA, Needles CA, Phoenix AZ, San Louis Obisbo CA, Springfield MA & Washington DC!!!

(YOU CAN STOP DROOLING NOW!)
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HAIL RANDI!
LIVE weekdays 3 to 6 PM ET...all times for stations ARE LOCAL! DUH! IF LIVE, IT IS SO NOTED:
XM Satellite Radio: Ch. 165 LIVE!
http://www.XMRadio.com/onxm/channelpage.xmc?ch=165
Albuquerque, NM: 1350 AM KABQ (4-7PM)
http://www.ABQTalk.com
Anchorage, AK: 1080 AM KUDO (LIVE! 11AM-2PM)
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THEY HAVE A GREAT NETFEED! USE IT:
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Astoria, OR: 1230 AM KKEE *NEW AND LIVE Noon-3PM!*
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Bellingham, WA: 930 AM KBAI (LIVE Noon-3PM)
http://www.930KBAI.com
Buffalo / Rochester, NY: 1520 AM WWKB (LIVE! 3-6PM)
http://www.KB1520.com
Charlottesville, VA: 1450 AM WVAX *NEW AND LIVE 3-6PM!*
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Denver / Boulder, CO: 760 AM KKZN (7-10PM)
(COVERS MOST OF CO! PLUS Scottbluff NE; Cheyenne, Laramie & Casper WY!)
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East Longmeadow, MA: 1600 AM WHNP *NEW AND LIVE 3-6PM!*
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Eugene, OR: 1340 KBBR *NEW AND LIVE 3-6PM!*
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Greenfield, MA: 1260 AM WHMQ *NEW AND LIVE 3-6PM!*
http://www.WHMP.com
Los Angeles, CA: 1150 AM KTLK (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
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Madison, WI: 92.1 FM WXXM (6-9PM)
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Monterey / Santa Cruz / Salinas, CA: 540 AM KRXA (Noon-1 PM, 2-4PM)
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Needles, CA: 1340 AM KTOX *NEW AND LIVE Noon-3PM!*
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Phoenix, AZ: 1480 KPHX *NEW AND LIVE Noon-3PM!*
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Portland, OR: 620 AM KPOJ (3-6PM)
(covers Salem, Albany & Corvallis OR & Southeast WA state!)
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Reno / Carson City, NV: 1230 AM KJFK (LIVE! Noon to 3PM)
(covers Silver Springs & Fernley)
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San Francisco / San Jose, CA: 960 AM KKGN (NOW LIVE Noon to 3PM !)
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Santa Barbara, CA: 1490 AM KIST (LIVE! Noon-3PM)
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San Luis Obispo / Santa Maria, CA: 1340 AM KYNS *NEW AND LIVE Noon-3PM!*
Santa Fe, NM: 1260 AM KTRC-AM (LIVE! 1-4PM)
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Seattle / Tacoma, WA: 1090 AM KPTK (6-9PM)
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Spokane, WA: 1280 AM KPTQ (COMING SOON!)
Springfield, MA: 1400 AM WHMP *NEW AND LIVE 3-6PM!*
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Syracuse / Ithaca, NY: WNYY-AM 1470 (LIVE! 3-6PM)
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Washington, DC: 1050 AM WZAA *NEW AND LIVE 3-6PM!*
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Should easily cover Baltimore & most of MD, DE and Northern VA during the DAY time!
West Palm Beach, FL: 1290 AM WJNO (6-9PM)
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Question
And if so, WHERE can yours truly get a copy?!
If you’re judging Ted Kennedy, you’re judging Laura Bush too. Remember that.
There’s been no shortage of reminders that Ted Kennedy lived a flawed life. Fair enough. He did. Did his good out balance his bad? As someone who did more than his share of Ted Kennedy jokes while he was alive (and regrets none of them) I think it’s safe to say “yes.”
But for the select few in this highly partisan time that couldn’t wait for the body to be cold to start trying to dance on the grave, here’s a little clip from Family Guy for you.
That’s right. Laura Bush did the same thing. Not as famous, not as known, but just as horrible.
From the Daily news when the Family Guy clip ran:
Rumors have swirled since the crash was first reported that Mrs. Bush may have been criminally negligent (i.e. that she may have been drinking) at the time of the crash, but no chargers were filed and no evidence of wrong-doing was recorded.
Laura Bush is certainly not the first political figure to be skewered by the show – recent plots linked Sen. John McCain and Gov. Sarah Palin to Nazis. It has mocked slavery, the disabled, the women’s movement, obesity and pretty much any other sensitive or controversial issue you could possibly think of.
Will it show President-elect Barack Obama the same (dis)respect? We’ll see.
That’s the Daily News’ question.
Here’s mine - to the Twitterati jumping all over this, to the bitter right bringing it up in their facebook statuses… Does it wash backwards? If you can say you have the same bitterness to Laura Bush as you do for Ted Kennedy, then fine - have at it. Add your hash tags and comments. I will accept, at face value, that you look at everyone with this on their record equally, and you have the same venom regardless of political identity.
But if you can’t see it on both sides, then let the man have a little peace in his death, and let his story be told as a tapestry of decades, not one single, horrifying incident.
Steve Vai hails 'genius' of Brian May!
Posted on 26th Aug 2009 18:30 to category Band / Celebrity News
Brian May has been hailed as one of the world's most identifiable electric guitar players by a fellow music legend.
According to Steve Vai, the Queen star is a genius who has a more distinctive sound than many other notable guitarists, including Eric Clapton, Jeff Beck and Jimmy Page.
Speaking to Classic Rock magazine, he revealed that he once had the opportunity to play May's famous homemade electric guitar.
This, he stated, made him realise just how much of May's sound is down to the man himself rather than his gear.
"It was very apparent to me that his tone is in his fingers and his head," Vai commented.
"He's a class act from head to toe."
Vai gave particular praise to May's ability to orchestrate electric guitars, as this was an "unprecedented" sound that had never been heard before.
The technique was heavily used in the 1975 track Good Company, in which an electric guitar was used to simulate an entire jazz band through intricate arrangements and multi-tracking.
http://www.gear4music.com/
AARP Poll: 8 in 10 Back Public Option
by Jonathan Singer, Wed Aug 26, 2009 at 02:49:10 PM EST
A new survey commissioned by the AARP asks respondents to what degree they support or oppose "starting a new federal health insurance plan that individuals could purchase if they can't afford private plans offered to them" -- a public option, in other words. The results are interesting, though not necessarily surprising to those who have been closely following the debate.
All: 79 percent favor/18 percent opposeNot only does a public option enjoy strong support (AARP finds 37 percent strongly supporting such a choice), it enjoys broad support -- a finding based not only in this new survey but also in SurveyUSA polling released last week. Indeed, a supermajority of even Republicans supports a federal program to provide individuals with a choice for their health insurance coverage, with just a third of the party membership opposing such a plan.
Democrats: 89 percent favor/8 percent oppose
Republicans: 61 percent favor/33 percent oppose
Independents: 80 percent favor/16 percent oppose
So why, again, are supporters of a public option finding such difficulty in Congress? (I'll give you a hint: BRIBERY FROM LOBBYISTS!)
Wednesday, August 26, 2009
Rude Pundit on Teddy
8/26/2009
Let's just get this right:
Do you like your state and not the federal government controlling the curriculum of your kids' schools? Thank Ted Kennedy.
Do you like being able to vote starting at age 18? Thank Ted Kennedy.
Do you think low-income people should get help with heating their homes in the winter? Thank the man.
Do you think the federal government should fund cancer research? Yep.
Do you believe that Meals on Wheels is a good thing? Ditto.
Does your daughter (or you, if you're female) like playing soccer or basketball or softball at school? That'd be because of Ted Kennedy.
Do you think that disabled people should be able to go to school? Have access to buildings? Not be discriminated against for housing and loads of other things? Kennedy, big time.
You like your cheap airfares? You know the answer.
You think people on welfare oughta get jobs? So did Kennedy.
You think mental institutions should treat people humanely? Yeah, so did your new friend, Ted Kennedy.
You believe that the Defense Department should provide child care for the kids of soldiers? Kennedy did.
You think a woman shouldn't lose her job if she gets pregnant? You think 100,000 more cops on the street's a good idea? You think poor kids should have health care? You think soldiers in Iraq should have the proper armor? Just tick those things off the list. Some of them would have been accomplished without him; many would not have been.
You agreed with Ted Kennedy far, far more than you want to think you did, dear conservatives. Still, go ahead and dance your mad jigs on his still-warm corpse. Why not? We on the left certainly did when Jerry Falwell, Strom Thurmond, and Jesse Helms kicked. Hell, one asshole blogger even celebrated the death of Ann Coulter's father. But know that you dance in ignorance. Ask Orrin Hatch.
But, of course, you want to address the far more pressing issue of whether or not Ted Kennedy killed Mary Jo Kopechne back at Chappaquiddick all those decades ago, no matter what the investigations said. There's only a couple of things to say about that: The glib response is, "Yeah, and Thomas Jefferson nailed his slaves. What's your point?" More directly, Kennedy asked the people of Massachusetts if they wanted him to quit. They did not. The rest of the nation may have not wanted him as president, but for Massachusetts, Chappaquiddick quickly became a settled issue and distant history. That's all that mattered to keep him in the Senate, just like Louisiana will have to judge whether or not a prostitute-lovin' David Vitter should go back. That's democracy, gang, like it or not.
And Ted Kennedy did more for real, actual democracy than almost anyone else in our entire history as a nation.
More on that tomorrow in a real tribute.
(By the way, perhaps we now know why Barack Obama was trying to get health care reform done quickly.)
Sunday, August 23, 2009
Hmm
Motherbuttfuck Joe Liebushblower
No new Neil Rogers tale to tell! Sadly.
A Sun Sentinel reader seeks info on Neil Rogers and doesn't really get any........What is the real story with Neil Rogers? Where is he going? Hopefully satellite. Neil and Hank would be a great six-hour block for somebody. — S.S., e-mail
There is no real story. The management of WQAM made life miserable for Neil until he was willing to take a buyout. It was a huge payoff, which gives him the luxury of never having to work again. He and Hank Goldberg would make a great six-hour block. Everyone but the brass at WQAM knows that. But Neil says he is retired and Hank is busy working for ESPN on horse racing and making football picks.
29 things you'll learn in FloriDUH!
1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road.
2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in FLORIDA .
3) There are 10,000 types of spiders, and all 10,000 of them live in Alachua County . (Note: OR ANYWHERE in this state!)
4) If it grows, it'll stick ya. If it crawls, it'll bite cha.
5) "Onced" and "Twiced" are words.
6) It is not a shopping cart, it's a buggy.
7) "Jaw-P?" means, "Did y'all go to the bathroom?"
8) People actually grow and eat okra.
9) "Fixinto" is one word.
10) There is no such thing as lunch. There is only dinner and then there is supper...
11) Iced tea is appropriate for all meals, and you start drinking it when you're two, & we do like a little tea with our sugar.
12) Backwards and forwards means, "I know everythin' bout you."
13) The word "jeet" is actually a phrase meaning, "Did you eat?"
14) You don't have to wear a watch, because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see...
15) You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH em.
16) You measure distance in minutes.
17) You switch from heat to A/C in the same day.
18) All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.
19) You know what a "Dawg" is.
20) You carry jumper cables in your car - for your own car.
21) You only own five spices: salt, pepper, Texas Pete , Tabasco and ketchup.
22) The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but require 6 pages for local gossip and high school football...
23) You think that the first day of deer season is a national holiday.
24) You find 100 degrees "a bit warm."
25) You know all four seasons: Almost summer, summer, still summer, and one month of Winter!
26) Going to Walmart is a favorite past time known as "goin' Walmartin" or "off to Wally World."
27) You describe the first cool snap (below 70 degrees) as good hog killin' weather.
28) Fried catfish is the other white meat.
29) We don't need no dang Driver's Ed...If our mama says we can drive, we can drive dag-nabbit.
Headlines from Hell! Mostly smileys as smart ass replies edition!
Indian Official: TV Fights Overpopulation
Obviously that sure isn't the case IN THIS COUNTRY!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE
Man Accused of Killing Girlfriend's Cats
Here's what this asshole guy should do right now:
Flynt: Take Back Government from Ruling Class
Larry Flynt RULES!!!
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Liberals Have Guns Too, Ya Know...
So, the latest way the wing-nut right has found to get everyone's attention is to show up heavy at healthcare town hall meetings. I don't know what loaded guns have to do with healthcare reform, but there they are, AR15's hanging on the shoulders of men in baseball caps, 9mm semi-automatic pistolas strapped, Bruce Willis-style, on their upper thighs. All loaded for ... what? Bear? Deer? Muskrats? Dingos?
Dunno. But there they are, loaded for something - prancing around with their hardware fully exposed with a, "mine is bigger than yours," swagger. And "I got a honkin' bad, uncircumsized assault rifle." (With flash supressor.)
Right wingers are always fretting about how liberals are on the verge of taking their guns away. Which makes me wonder if they realized how many liberals out here are just as well armed as they are? Because we are. And, take it from me as a life-long liberal, I know liberals far better than right wingers do and taking your guns away is not on the mainstream progessive agenda.
So, we liberal gun owners don't lay awake nights, stroking our guns, waiting for black helicopters to sweep in with storm troopers there to wrench our guns from our "cold dead fingers." We know that's not about to happen, at least as long as we don't abuse our constitutional right to keep and bear arms. (Civics Lesson: Every right in the constitution can only exist as long as those granted those rights don't abuse them... like yelling "fire" in a crowded theater --- or shooting up town hall meetings... just saying.)Right wingers seem to think that only their kind appreciate the heft of a well-made gun. Wrong. As I already noted, many liberals own guns, often more than one. And, if I could dare to speak for fellow liberal gun-owners, here's how we view our firearm(s):
We view our gun the very same way we view the fire extinguisher we keep in case there's a fire. I'd feel pretty foolish, even irresponsible, if a fire broke out in our kitchen and I didn't have an extinguisher right at hand before it spread and burned our house down. Likewise, I'd feel pretty foolish if someone broke into my house in the middle of the night and I didn't have a way to protect myself and my family. (Knock wood, I've never had a fire or break-in, but both can and do happen, and I'm ready for either.)
That's one difference between liberal gun owners and those guys packing loaded guns at town hall meetings. We don't have their obsessive relationship with firearms, just as we don't don't have obsessive feelings toward our washing machines, or our lawn mowers or our fire extinguishers. Guns are just another household appliance, nothing more. (Imagine how crazy it would it be if I showed up at a healthcare town hall meeting packing a fully-loaded toaster oven? Pretty crazy, dudes.)
Furthermore, liberals tend to be more polite than right wingers, especialing when it comes the handling of firearms. We understand that flashing guns in public places makes other folks nervous. So we keep our guns where they belong, at home, in a secure place. I wouldn't show up with a gun at town hall meeting any more than I'd show up with a chainsaw. Sure, it's perfectly legal to walk around in crowd with a fueled up and ready to go chainsaw, as long as you don't assault anyone with it. But it's also something only a truly stupid, or insane, person would do... or for that matter, even consider doing.
One more thing. Imagine for a moment we libs started showing at these town hall meetings packing heat as well? Just how many nanoseconds do you figure would pass before some armed dimwit decided this was time to live out his personal "showdown at the OK corral" fantasy? Duh.
So, if those on the right are really worried politicians might pass restrictive gun laws, just keep tempting fate like you've been doing the past couple of weeks. Because when you purposely inject loaded guns into an already emotionally-loaded political/social debate, it's only a matter of time before the inevitable happens. Then there will be new gun laws. Because that's how it works in this country. We wait until something terrible happens, or nearly happens, then we pass a law against it.
Which is precisely why we now must take our shoes off at airports, even though everyone knows "shoes don't kill people, people kill people."
Think about it, Rambo.