Saturday, August 18, 2007

Bill Nye booed for saying the Moon reflects Sun light!

What in the fucking HELLFIRE is wrong with people! So now the "Flat Earth--which is only 6,000 years old cuz it am be says so in duh bi-BULL!" crowd has taken the stance that the Moon produces it's own light?!?!?!?!? You have GOT to fucking be kidding me! No WONDER BU$Hitler still has 25% approval...25% of this country IS RETARDED! Keep in mind that these same jesus freak tards are the SAME people who wanted Galileo's head for DARING to suggest such BLASPHEMIES like the Earth revolves around *GASP* the sun!
Then these same ignoramous assholes will say "Aw dangit I am be can'ts undermastand how them thar Japs and Chinks am be beatin' us uhMurUhKans in science!" HELLO, MORON, LOOK IN THE MIRROR!!!!!!!
Seriously, are these fucking sorry excuse for human beings so anti-science that they're anti-electricity?! Good! They certainly DO NOT DESERVE ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well, they deserve to be hit by a lightning bolt, that much is certain!


Bill Nye, the harmless children's edu-tainer known as "The Science Guy," managed to offend a select group of adults in Waco, Texas at a presentation, when he suggested that the moon does not emit light, but instead reflects the light of the sun.

As even most elementary-school graduates know, the moon reflects the light of the sun but produces no light of its own.

But don't tell that to the good people of Waco, who were "visibly angered by what some perceived as irreverence," according to the Waco Tribune.

Nye was in town to participate in McLennan Community College's Distinguished Lecture Series. He gave two lectures on such unfunny and adult topics as global warming, Mars exploration, and energy consumption.

But nothing got people as riled as when he brought up Genesis 1:16, which reads: "God made two great lights -- the greater light to govern the day and the lesser light to govern the night. He also made the stars."

The lesser light, he pointed out, is not a light at all, but only a reflector.

At this point, several people in the audience stormed out in fury. One woman yelled "We believe in God!" and left with three children, thus ensuring that people across America would read about the incident and conclude that Waco is as nutty as they'd always suspected.

This story originally appeared in the Waco Tribune, but the newspaper has mysteriously pulled its story from the online version, presumably to avoid further embarassment.

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