Headlines from Hell!

Obama: 'We Are Out of Money'

Thanks BU$Hitler Co.!

Televangelist: Give Me Money and God Will Make You Rich

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING SACK OF SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

First Legal Assisted Suicide in Washington Occurs

FINALLY...at least SOME place in this country people can die with dignity.

Liberty University Drops Dem Club

And the assault on freedom CONTINUES...

Coleman Will Pay Franken's Legal Team

HA HA! Finally! Some GOOD news!!!

Bilderberg Group Meets in Greece

Oh YAY, the Nazis bastards are plotting this year's batch of how to fuck us all over.

Man Sucks Venom Out of Dog's Nose

Now THAT'S devotion to your pet!

Army Accused of Experimenting on Soldiers

What else is new. Sadly. Be sure to mention this to anybody you know who's considering ENLISTING...

Colorado Enacts DNA-Collection Law

Yet another addition to the SIG HEIL Y'ALL file.