- Anonymous said...
Do you have any kids? I bet not. You libs are so backwards, it is okay for the gov to give free condoms to our kids and also pay for abortions, telling them it's okay to have sex but it's not allowed to give them another option?
SHUT UP AND SIT DOWN!!
So I was like ok, fine, let's rock!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Here's my reply:
- Lu Cifer said...
Dear Anonymous (first comment, that is),
Well well well, looky here! A 22%er with a dick the size of a pimple! Listen dildo, here's a news bulletin for you, please make a note of it: EVERYONE has sex! SURPRISE! (Everyone except you, that is!)
Now, take a deep breath, count backwards from 10 (if you can!) and understand and realize this is a FACT OF LIFE. How did you come into existence?! Were you HATCHED?! (Probably!) Mostly likely, get ready, this is going to open your eyes, your parents fucked. Got it?!
George Carlin said it best: "Ever notice who pro-life people are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place!?"
LIBERALS are backwards?! You're out of you cracksmoking rotted festering pus-oozing mind! It is YOU rightwingtards who think hormone-soaked teens can magically sign some bullshit "Abstinence Pledge" (LMGDAO! Oh PAHLEEEEZ!) and everything will be hunky-dory, and America will *POOF* be like it was in 1940...you know, where women had hardly any rights, Jews had to change their last names to fit in and "them thar negros knew their place too!" You inbred cowardly sack of turd!
I bet you just LOVE "President" BU$Hitler's Iraq OCCUPATION and INTERNAL CIVIL WAR, don't you, while you watch Fox "News" all day, stuffing 30 packs of hohos down your gullet, and throw in tuning in oxyRU$Hitler Lardass and/or MiKKKael Savage, right?! Well, you need to stop what you are doing and go to http://www.army.com/enlist and man-up and put your money where your mouth is Mr. Armchair Tough Guy! See how much of a MAN you are when you don't have bullets for your M-16, much less any body armour and gods help you in dealing with the VA (you do realize the VA is SOCIALIZE MEDICINE! *GASP* OH THE HORRORS!) when you get back with exposure to DEPLETED URANIUM and a limb or two blown off by an IED cuz your humvee also had no body armour.
Listen, we know life is hard since you are hung like a thumb-tack and 2 bbs. Well tough!
One more thing. Since we on the left are 75%+ of the population, what is YOUR major malfuction?! No one forced you to come read this or any blog! You are NEVER going to shut us down or stop us. Deal with it! Now go back to Freepertardville with your tail between your legs!